100 random questions

  1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
    “seven years ago as an undergraduate, was scattered all over the”
  2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
    The top half of my desk.
  3. Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
    I was watching a countdown of Internets greatest dumb asses.
  4. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    The countdown of Internets greatest dumb asses…
  5. Without looking, guess what time it is
  6. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
  7. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    The TV
  8. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    We went to the store.
  9. Did you dream last night?
  10. Do you remember your dreams?
  11. When did you last laugh?
    Watching the dumb asses in TV being dumb asses.
  12. Do you remember why / at what?
    The dumb asses…
  13. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
    Nothing. We’re remodeling.
  14. Seen anything weird lately?
    No… But I guess others see it as weird. People who think lizard people are taking over the world. It was Nikki Minaj doing an interview and her eyes made a rapid movement so it seemed as if she had reptile eyes. Not weird.. Logical thinking, people.. Come on.
  15. What do you think of this quiz?
    Kinda boring, really… so far…
  16. What is the last film you saw?
    “Dinosaurs” … Don’t ask..
  17. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
    I think Norway is pretty good, actually. But, I don’t know.. Hawaii, maybe?
  18. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
    A house in Hawaii?
  19. Tell me something about you that most people don’t know.
    That I’ve won a gold medal in competitive air gun shooting.
  20. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    Ban religion.
  21. Do you like to dance?
  22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
    Yes. Depends on where, tho.
  23. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
    No, I don’t think so.
  24. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
    Some idiot sales person wanting me to change my cellphone thingie to theirs.
  25. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
    A compilation of Wrecking Ball and Nothing Compares to You.
  26. Last time you swam in a pool?
  27. Type of music you like most?
    I like most music.
  28. Type of music you dislike most?
    R.E.M, experimental Jazz (cat strangling type)…
  29. Are you listening to music right now?
    No, but that’s a good idea… One second. Now I am.
  30. What color is your bedroom carpet?
  31. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
    The bathroom.
  32. What was the last thing you bought?
    Food for myself… dinner, you know.
  33. Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
    No. Closest I’ve gotten is to sit on one… and a moped.
  34. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
    Hellz no!
  35. Do you have a garden?
  36. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
    For the first verse, yes.
  37. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
    Must take pill!!
  38. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
    Stephen Fry…
  39. Who sent the last text message you received?
    Kapp Ahl. Clothing store.
  40. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
    I don’t have a credit card. And I won’t get one because I don’t believe in buying things with money I don’t have at that moment.
  41. What time is bed time?
    At about 10:20 PM, but I play my 3DS, read and watch movies till well past 12am.
  42. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
    HAH! No.
  43. How many tattoos do you have?
    One, going on 500
  44. If you don’t have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
    Well, I do.. and I want more.
  45. What did you do for your last birthday?
    I had a huge ass party in my yard with the family.. both mine and hubby’s… and his work buddies. It was a blast!
  46. Do you carry a donor card?
  47. Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
  48. Is the glass half empty or half full?
    Always half full.
  49. What’s the farthest-away place you’ve been?
  50. When’s the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
    A few years ago.
  51. Have you ever won a trophy?
    No, but I have won a gold medal, tho…
  52. Are you a good cook?
    I think so, yes.
  53. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
    I don’t have a license, but it can’t be THAT hard….
  54. If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?
    Carl Sagan.
  55. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
    No, thank goodness…
  56. Do you touch-type?
  57. What’s under your bed?
    Dust bunnies and maybe a sock…
  58. Do you believe in love at first sight?
    Yes, I do.
  59. Think fast, what do you like right now?
    I like chocolate chip cookies and a tall glass of milk… and I like to listen to Yo-Yo Ma play Gabriel’s Oboe.
  60. Where were you on Valentine’s day?
    At home, not celebrating an over commercialized and fake holiday.
  61. What time do you get up?
    7:30 am…ish…
  62. What was the name of your first pet?
    Goldie. She was a goldfish.
  63. Who is the second to last person to call you?
    My mum.
  64. Is there anything going on this weekend?
    Yeah, we’re going to put up the studs in the living room.
  65. How are you feeling right now?
    So good, you have no idea…
  66. What do you think about the most?
    I don’t know. “I should really play more on my ps3” maybe?
  67. What time do you get up in the morning?
    Eh, you just asked me that.. it’s still 7:30am ish
  68. If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
    A little while. And then they’d suddenly start getting money into their account from nowhere.. hee hee…
  69. Who would you tell first?
    Hubby, of course.
  70. What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
    Oh, wow… Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2
  71. Do you sing in the shower?
  72. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
    You do know you’re asking the same questions over and over again, right?
  73. What do you do most when you are bored?
    Surf the internet.
  74. What do you do for a living?
    I work, as a temp, in a store.
  75. Do you love your job?
  76. What did you want to be when you grew up?
    A lot of things. Airline stewardess, F-16 pilot, hair dresser, free lance photographer.
  77. If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
  78. Which came first the chicken or the egg?
    The egg. Evolution. It’s not hard…
  79. How many keys on your key ring?
    One key.
  80. Where would you retire to?
    The library, I think… where we’ll have sherry while the menfolk have cigars in the billiard room.
  81. What kind of car do you drive?
    In my dreams it’s a Bugatti… in real life, I don’t drive. But when I do it’ll be a Fiat 500.
  82. What are your best physical features?
    Eyes? Smile? I don’t know…
  83. What are your best characteristics?
    I have no idea…
  84. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
    Prague, Kiel and London.
  85. What kind of books do you like to read?
    Science-fiction, horror, fantasy. I read a lot of Stephen King..
  86. Where would you want to retire to?
    Not the library, then. How about the drawing room.
  87. What is your favorite time of the day?
    That minute when you’ve curled up under the covers at night.
  88. Where did you grow up?
    I grew up… ? O.O
  89. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
    About 8 hours by car.
  90. What are you reading now?
    These stupid questions.
  91. Are you a morning person or a night owl?
    Morning person.
  92. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
  93. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
    Yeah.. ?
  94. Do you have pets?
  95. How many rings before you answer the phone?
    Depends on who’s calling. If it’s people I know, right away. If it’s sales people, I give them the busy signal.
  96. What is your best childhood memory?
    Hmm.. I don’t know if it’s the best, but it’s the one that comes to mind right now. When my parents were folding laundry, especially the bed sheets, my brother and I would sit on the floor between them and they’d fluff our heads with the sheets.
  97. What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
    I’ve been a phone sales person, I’ve worked in a grocery store, at a factory… and more stores.
  98. Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
    No, not really.. OH WAIT!! I’m opening a bottle of soda soon! ZOMG!
  99. What is most important in life?
    To value yourself, love yourself and respect yourself. Have fun, be silly, love a lot, live a lot, laugh and be happy.
  100. What Inspires You?
    Depends on what that thing is inspiring me to do. A good piece of music might inspire me to write… as a good book might.
    That was kinda a hard one.
    A terrible song, sung by Justine Bieber might inspire me to want to kick his face in..
    And a terrible movie, like Twilight, might inspire me to stab my eyes.
    See.. It’s all relative.

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