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The thing with the thing on the thing

Posted on October 30, 2008 | 2 comments

Mood: slightly miffed, going on annoyed and irritated
Listening to: (again) Jason Mraz – I’m yours (for therapeutic reasons… so I don’t smack someone)

As you can see, it’s not a good day. Well, to be honest, I’m at home now… I did make a draft of what I was going to write, but I’m gonna stray from it for fun… well, not really fun either. I’ve been slap happy today, seriously. The guy sitting next to me was eating cashews and he was chewing SO loudly I wanted to slap him… and it didn’t get better when he got chicken wings and started to suck them… I was not happy.
AND I went and talked to the unemployment office about my money, and the message I got “They’re coming”. No message about when that’ll be, and if it takes another two weeks I really AM gonna slap someone.

And then there’s the course leader… I’ve never met someone so eager to please… You CAN’T help me… I’m unhelpable! Sure I’d like a job, but I don’t want just any job… Just… give me a wide birth, and I’ll be happy… and it’ll help… But if I tell him to f-off he won’t be happy… and you know me… I like to please people too… *sighs*

At least my M*A*S*H download is finished. Only took about 5 weeks and three days… And it’s funny. I’ve been watching it now, and there is no candid laughter on it, and watching it on TV it’s like… “That’s not supposed to be funny…”
But I do love mash. I grew up watching it… and Alan Alda (Hawkeye) looks so much like my father it’s funny… well, he used to… If my dad had black hair they’d be dead ringers… when my dad was younger.
Dad got a new haircut, and now he just looks like himself. Alan kept his old look… but if I could persuade him to cut it, kinda like a crew cut, he’d look like my dad XD
The only thing that bugs me about watching mash on TV is bad translations. Like Henry talking to Klinger “You know you won’t get out of the army in that get-up”
which was translated to “You know you won’t get out of the army. Get up” and Klinger jumped to his feet to plead with Henry etc. I hate seeing bad translations… I’d love to do something about it, but NO ONE WANTS MY EXPERTESE!!!!! DX and no one wants to tell me how to become one… *hangs head*
I speak english very goodly… and write it exceptionally well… <.< >.>
The course leader keeps telling me that I shouldn’t put my translator dream on hold, but what can I do? I can’t MAKE people make me a translator… so for now I guess I’ll have to wait. I don’t think I know anyone who knows someone who knows someone who needs a good translator for programs. I can go both ways. Although, I don’t see why anyone would need an English program subbed in English… oh yeah… the hard of hearing.. DUH!
Speaking of hard of hearing. I was watching The Godfather III the other day, with the hard of hearing subs on. Always extra fun to see what people are up to.. hehe… Anyways, this young punk is sitting on a car which is being raffled of, and he calls to the raffle dude.. “So, who’s gonna win the car? An aunt?” and it’s subbed “So, who’s gonna win the car? An ant?” Slightly different, I’d say…

Speaking of movies… The “I’ll have what she’s having” lady in “When Harry met Sally” is dead… may you rest in peace, lady with the most memorable line said by a none lead actor…

Speaking of crazy… I have a surprise for you guys. I’m still working on it, but I think it’ll be fun… well, hopefully it’ll be fun… and crazy… :3
So yeah… keep your eyes open and stuff…

And Happy Halloween, people…
Don’t eat open candy, don’t trust strangers, whatever you do, don’t go home with them… and if you’re gonna egg a house, make sure it’s not mine… I’ve got connections… and he got many many many swords… and a rabbit… so be worn…

Lene

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mini entrance

Posted on October 29, 2008 | Comments Off on mini entrance

IT’S SNOWIIING!!!! <33
First snow of the year… well, on this side of summer…
All we need now is a few degrees minus, and the snow’ll stay… XD

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I’d like some cockporn, please

Posted on October 23, 2008 | 2 comments
Goood morning… 
It’s Thursday again, and you know what that means… BLOG ENTRY!!! YAY!!!
Actually.. I’m kinda sorta a little depressed because I’m pissed of at people who kill animals with their cars and don’t call Wildlife thingie to tell them about it. 
I had to talk to the course today, but seriously I didn’t mind because it is a beautiful day and I had Jason Mraz on my mp3-player, and I felt happy… until I got about half way down Vandu bakken (Vandu hill) where I found a dead deer. 🙁
It’s so clearly been hit by a car and killed. I didn’t touch it or anything, so I don’t know if it was newly killed… Anyways… I had to keep going to get to the course… and to find the number for the wildlife thingie to call them and let them know about the dead deer. After much searching, I finally found it, and I called… The dude I talked to said he didn’t have time to check it out now but he would when he got off work. 
I just hope no one has taken it before that time. I don’t want to come off as a liar… And it’s the last thing I would lie about. 
I love my deers… Especially those in my garden. They are so adorable… and we usually have three, but this morning I only saw two… 🙁
I hope it’s not one of them…
But I have called and I’ve done my bit… but I’m glad it wasn’t alive. I really hope it died as soon as it got hit. It had a broken leg and everything, so yeah… It wouldn’t have survived anyway, not with that injury. 
Let’s talk about something else… 
I just got back, this is loads later, by the way… It’s like HOURS later.. I’ve come home, had dinner and went to see a handball match, and this is where I just got back from, and I realised I really don’t get handball…
I mean, I thought I did, but it seems like the referees had a whole new idea of how to do things. Don’t get me wrong, they did a good job… well.. they did a job… but it’s all the hand signals… from what I got one of them was gay and the other one thought he was a bird… and then the bird guy thought he was gay too (not that there’s anything wrong with that… )
Unfortunately “our” guys didn’t win, but they gave the other team a real match.
And my ass fell asleep… Very hard seats there, I must say… well, it’s wasn’t really a seat either.. it was floor… and steps…
Anyways.. the end result was 18-24 or something.. so pretty close..
If you’re wondering about the heading… it’s something I picked up at Not Always Right a really cool website where people in the store business write about how crazy costumers can be. And I know…
I know most of you have heard about the crazy lady we had in the store when I was helping another costumer, gift wrapping for him, making small talk, and this lady shouted to me across the store to ask me about a pillow. (I also have to tell you that before the gift wrap guy I had sold another costumer two bedside tables)
Costumer #1: Do you have more of these pillows?
Me: If you give me a minute I’ll go in the back and check for you…
Costumer #1: Ok…
Me: *goes back to gift wrapping* Thank you for shopping here, have a very nice day.
giftwrap guy: Thank you. Goodbye.
Me: *goes in the back to check for pillows and come back* Sorry, but we’re all out of those pillows, I’m sorry.
Costumer #1: Oh, that’s ok. Are these butterflies on sale?
Me: No, I’m afraid they are not.
Costumer #1: Ok..I’ll just have a look around.
Me: Ok, enjoy. *goes back behind counter to tend to more costumers.
(Finally costumer #1 has found what she wants, and I ring her up, but as I’m doing this the lady with the bedside tables (BST) comes back)
BST: Excuse me, but you charged me too much for the tables…
Me: Oh, I am sorry. I will have a look at that as soon as…
Costumer#1: CAN’T YOU SEE SHE’S BUSY WITH ME?
BST: … y-yes, but… I… just…
Costumer #1: WELL??? YOU CAN WAIT TILL SHE’S DONE WITH ME!!!!
Me: *jaw hit floor*
BST: I just wanted to let her know that she had over charged me…
Costumer #1: THAT’S ALL WELL AND GOOD, BUT YOU CAN WAIT TILL SHE’S DONE!
Me: *silently* Here are your things… have a nice day..
Costumer #1: *gives BST lady a look of death* BYE!
BST lady and I shared a look of utter stunnedness.
Me: I’m so sorry about that. I’ve never had that happen before…
BST: Me either… But take care of the other costumers, and we’ll get back to my tables in a bit…
Me: *loving the fact that I have awesome costumers*
To all the other costumers that were in the store at the time I appologized for what happened, and they were all understanding. The BST lady was quite right, I had overcharged them, but I got it all sorted and everyone, seemingly, went home happy.
Costumer #1 came back on a later date and was happy as can be. She bought even more stuff, so it seems she wasn’t too bothered about how she behaved.
Interupting me while I’m tending to other costumers was fine by her, but when I was tending her and we got interupted apprearently means war… go figure…
Anyways… have a nice night ^_^
Lene

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Dos and Don’ts of Horror Movies

Posted on October 22, 2008 | 1 comment

We’ve all seen horror movies, and we’ve all been annoyed at the stupidity of the people who are in the movies.
So it’s not really a movie review… not a REAL movie review… but I have been thinking about this and it’s always fun to make these kinds of lists… So here we go… this is totally random, btw…

1. If you’re ever invited to the Forest of Death and Blood, or any forest with a simular sounding name, don’t go…

2. If you’re the only black dude going, CANCEL!!!! Stay at home! Sure, we might miss your razor sharp whit and bang on comments, but at least you’ll be alive…

3. If you ever go to the Forest of Death and Blood, stay inside the cabin the whole time. Lock yourself in a closet if need be (just don’t jump for joy when you outlive everyone… see point 6.) If you don’t have a cabin, stay in the car with the engine running…

4. If zombies just happen to take over the world, don’t go to the nearest mall… (why do people even do that????)

5. If weird shit starts happening, leave!
Like if your pet starts to get extra blood thirsty or your parents look kinda dead and mutter “brains” or if the cute girl next door is stalking you wearing blood soaked clothes…

6. Never, and I do mean never, celebrate or mention the fact that you came through the whole ordeal alive… You’ll get killed…

7. Don’t drink too much, don’t eat too much, don’t have sex… It’ll get you killed.

8. Don’t be a wise-ass. It’ll get you killed.

9. If the cool kids ask if you want to go on a trip with them, and you normally don’t hang out with them, don’t go… They’ll end up making a fool out of you, you’ll take a walk to cool down and/or change clothes, and psycho-killer will kill you…

10. If psycho-killer seems to be dead, don’t belive it… NUKE THE FUCKER!!!!

11. If a comet crashes nearby… don’t check…

12. Listen to the scary music in the background. It’s a good indicator of how long you have left to live…

13. Don’t have strange rituals in graveyards, you’ll only end up raising somehting bad, and you’ll end up dead…

14. Don’t tell stories about how someone got killed at the very place you are camping. Said person, of a family member, will come and kill you all…

15. If there is a strange thumping sound in a closet or simular… don’t check…

16. Don’t go down to the basement to check something out… especially when the power just went out…

17. DON’T split up, whatever you do… please!

18. If you hear a noise and you find out it’s the cat, RUN!!!

19. If you have the feeling something is behind you, don’t bother to turn around and find out.. just run!

20. Never say “I’ll be right back”… you won’t… The guys will find you later, dead, folded neartly into a lovely bloody bundle in the closet.

21. If you’re a woman, PLEASE don’t scream… It’ll only annoy the audiance so they’ll tell the pshyco-killer where you’re hiding and cheer when he finally kills you…

22. Listen to the audience… They are far smarter than you’ll ever be… Especially listen to them when they say “DON’T GO IN THERE!”… they mean it…

23. If someone tells you “whatever you do, don’t fall asleep”, “Don’t go out there”, “Don’t go looking for the pshyco-killer on your own” please listen to them… I know it’s annoying, but they only mean well. For some odd reason they seem to care about your wellbeeing…

24. If you happen to hit a guy with your car on a desertet, foggy road, just take the poor guy to the hospital. Don’t try to dump his body somewhere… Things will come back and bite you in the ass. Just take him to the hospital. The consequenses will be far more severe if you don’t.

25. If you happen to get killed in the horror movie, make sure it’s a really crap movie… That way they’ll reuse you for something else in a later scene, and you’re back in the movie…

I know there are tons more, so please let me know…

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Guess what…

Posted on October 16, 2008 | Comments Off on Guess what…

Mood: Very good XD
Listening to: Jason Mraz – I’m yours (Album version)

 

Another Thursday… 

Yes, it’s Thursday again and that means… all together… BLOG!

It’s like 9.07 am and I have no idea what to write… The course has started and already I’ve looked through the job site thingies to see if there was anything interesting. 
I have to take a small trip to the unemployment office too today to find out why I didn’t get money for weeks 39-40… if I find out that I didn’t get my money because I was working too much, then I think I just might hit someone… Cause I have worked AND gone to the course before… and I got money those times… *sighs* I don’t get it… but then again.. I’m not an unemployment office worker… 
I think their minds work in an entirely different way than the rest of the population does. That reminds me of when I went to school… we had this really lovely Spanish teacher, and she was left handed. 
We got into a whole discussion about weather it was better to be left handed or right… and a guy in class, really cool guy, but sometimes he did things that was… well… let’s just say… sometimes when you saw him do things you’d go “WHAT THE HELL IS HE THINKING????” But he was a really great guy, and he was great at including people… like if you sat alone between classes, he’d come over to you and strike up a convo… even if you didn’t really talk to him all that much… and omg.. he could listen to anything even when talking to someone else… and it pissed off the teacher… hehe… cause when he was talking and the teachers would go “WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?” and he’d say everything, word for word… t’was awesome.. hehe… 
ANYWAY… he said “Scientist say that lefties have a connection error in their brains, and that’s why they are lefties… ”
I understood what he was saying, but he worded himself totally wrong, and the teacher almost burst into tears because of it, trying to argue with him about it. 

Ugh, I have so much work to do today…
Last Thursday the course leader said it would have been a good idea to write a work log… like, keep a record of all the places I’ve handed out applications and stuff… and I see that he’s right.. even thought I remember every place I’ve been to… And I remember every application/interview I’ve been to… The only problem would be dates… XP
meh.. who need dates anyway? 


<.< Damn… the guy next to me is trying to out type me… I can’t have that so I’ll type even faster and rant even more so it sounds like I’m doing something really awesome… 
And I kinda am… bringing madness and joy to the masses… 

I saw Se7en yesterday… it was every bit as great as I remember… UGH, NOOOOO!!!! R.E.M on the radio… *shoots self* 
STOP WHINING!!! IT’S NOT SINGING IF YOU’RE WHINING! Yes yes yes… everybody hurts sometime… *smashes with mallet* 
STFU!!!! But yeah… Even thought I felt that Brad Pitt was kinda.. I don’t know… border lining on overacting, he was actually great in that movie… 
One this is for sure.. he’s very intense in the movie. I don’t think I’ve seen that level of intensity in him since, to be honest… 
But yeah, when I get around to it, there’ll be a review on that one too… 
And I’m gonna try to find Lucky Number Slevin… great movie.. :3

And I added a few comments and stuff to my review of 300… I caught like the last 10 minute of the movie, and I just had to comment on that… read it… No, really… READ IT!

And now I am empty… nothing more I can rant about for now… so I might as well take a break…
I’ve already had one without telling you guys.. hehehe… I had a smoke on the terrace with the cool kids…
So much more fun out there cause tongues always wag when you got a coffee and a fag… so… yes…

I’ll be going to the unemployment office very soon and I’ll fill you in when I get back…
so ta for now…

 

As I thought.. 
It wasn’t any of my doing.. it was my caseworker.. And I’ll get paid later for the days I haven’t get paid yet… 
I’m so glad that’s sorted. 

Well… I’m on empty again… 
I guess I could find something on teh interwebz to rant about… :3

Or I could just stop now and then get back to you all when I get home…
I’ll do that… see yous laters…

Later: I went to the florist today to find out if they had a Venus Flytrap last Thursday, but they didn’t. But the ladies said they could talk to their flower guy about it, and today I went back. They had talked to him and he said it was very hard to get one now, but he could get it. And I said that I’d rather wait till spring when the Flytrap is starting to come alive again… :3

Lene

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Posted on October 9, 2008 | 2 comments

This was the movie that made me interested in Harry Potter… or rather… the whole wizarding world… and I think you’ll see along the way just what made me interested… ^_^
Anyways… here be spoilers…

It all starts with… me changing from Norwegian voices to English.
So… clouds… loads of them… and the WB emblem hovering in the air only to give away to the title. The view widens from the clouds to a view of Surrey and then panning in to Private Drive. And then to number ? Private Drive and up to a bedroom… Oh… Harry got a bedroom now… How nice of his aunt and uncle. Harry is sitting at his desk looking at pictures of his parents and his friends, and in her cage, Hedwig is being an ass. From downstairs Uncle Vernon calls the troops together. Then he yells at Harry for a bit to get that ruddy bird of his quiet and then starts to instruct the rest about how to act when people come over. (Petunia was better looking in the Super Mario Bros. movie…) Harry knows he has to be quiet like a really quiet thing, of Uncle Vernon will sit on him as punishment, and that WOULD be horrible. He walks back up to his room and WTF??? THING JUMPING ON HIS BED!!!
It turns out that this thing is a house elf and his name is Dobby. He tells Harry he mustn’t go back to Hoggies or something bad will happen. (which is kind of the plot… kinda…. But the darn house elf won’t talk… so… KILL DOBBY!) Harry asks what will happen, but Dobby won’t say and starts to smash his own head in. Gawd, no wonder Harry/Daniel is crap in these scenes. It must be hard to talk to something that’s not there. But then they should have good experience with Emma… <.<
Anyways… Dobby makes a great deal about how this is the plot and still won’t say… not even when he produces the letters he has stolen from Harry before he even got them will Harry kill the ratchet thing!  Dobby runs out of the bedroom and downstairs levitates a cake magically and drops it on the head of Uncle Vernon’s guest… see… you should have killed it, Harry…
Uncle Vernon puts bars on Harry’s window as a result.
That night, I think… they aren’t too specific with time here… a flying car appears outside the window, and in the drivers seat is Fred… or George… and with them, Ron. They take Harry back to their place, The Burrow, where Harry sees many strange things. And he realizes… Harry <3 magic.
Then out of the blue mother Weasley appears, shouting her head off, making the boys, save Harry, feel like crap. (I think she might be bi-polar)
Ginny comes down, while they are eating breakfast, sees Harry and runs back up… Ginny <3 Harry.
Father Weasley comes home and is dumb. He, of all people, should know who Harry Potter is, seeing as there is a past and stuff.
Then a dumb owl flies into the window and they are off to Diagon Alley to get what they need for school. They will go by Floo Powder. Ron goes first and says it quite clearly “Diagon Alley” yet, Harry manages to somehow mishear this and says “Diagonally” instead *slaps forehead*. He ends up at the wrong side of Diagon Alley town, in a shop… the name escapes me right now… but it has loads of cool stuff… Harry manages to get out of the shop without breaking anything and runs into Hagrid, who takes him to the right place where they meet ARGH!!! HAIRY BEAST… oh, it’s Hermione (actually less hairy, but more alive caterpillar eyebrows). Hagrid leaves them and Hermione drags Harry to the book store, Florish and Blots, where the rest of the Weasley’s are waiting. They see the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher there, Gilderoy Lockhart, who is a pompous git, really. In the rafters Draco Malfoy is looming, he then decides to verbally abuse the Weasley’s. Enter *fan girl squee* LUCIUS MALFOY!!! Draco’s dad, and all around sneaky guy… (EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE <3 <3 <3) Misses everything he says, and everyone else, especially Hermione. *drools*
(wakes up from Lucius induced coma when Harry and Ron gets the shit kicked out of them by the Whomping Willow at Hogwarts.
 *sighs* >w< Snape catches them, gives them hell, but Dumbledore saves them from being expelled… whatever… <3 Grrr…. give em hell, Snapie poo…
First class next day/first day is Herbology. They have to re-pot mandrakes. Blah blah blah STFU, HERMIONE!!!
And then lunch.
Ron, who broke his wand knocking it against the steering wheel of the car trying to make it stop, is trying to mend it with magical tape. But they all get interrupted by mail call, and Ron, who is ever so lucky, gets a howler from his mother.
Next, Defence Against the Dark Arts… Enter Gilderoy Lockhart with his *wink-tooth-ping* dazzlin’ da ladies… And he is… basically… full of himself, and he stupidly releases Cornish Pixies… oh no… the horror… <.<
Neville gets hung up in the chandelier, Lockhart scarpers and Hermione saves the day… AS ALWAYS!
Then Quidditch… or… for Slytherin anyway. Ron tries to curse Draco for calling Hermione a Mudblood which backfires and he vomits slugs. They take him to Hagrids place just in case he has some anti-slug vomiting potion at his place… cause everyone knows his wand backfires all the time… <.< especially since he doesn’t have one… officially…
Harry being… Harry, asks what the heck a Mudblood is, and Hagrid explains… well, Hermione explains, really, but she doesn’t count. And he, Hagrid, comforts Hermione and stuff… I don’t know why he even bothers, cause YOU ARE A MUDBLOOD, HERMIONE!
Harry has detention with Lockhart, for the flying-a-car-to-school-and-crash-it-into-a-tree thing, and as they sign autographs, Harry starts hearing voices. After detention is done he runs into Ron and Hermione and tells them all about it… (Don’t over act, Emma… It’s like… attack of the giant caterpillar eyebrows… glad I didn’t watch it on a wide screen TV… jeesh!)
They walk along and find a message in the wall… along with a petrified Mrs Norris.  The message reads along the lines of “The Chamber of Secrets has been reopened. Enemies of the heir beware” and everyone thinks Harry did it. Although, that in itself is daft! Anyways. Mr. Filtch sees his petrified cat and blames Harry, the rest of the teaching staff arrives, Lockhart sees the petrified cat and gushes about how, if he had been there, could have saved the cat and as Mr Filtch wants to see harry hanged, Snape (!!!! O.O) defends Harry. Harry and the other two are sent on their marry way, and Hermione says it’s not good, even for wizards, to hear voices… *slaps*
Transfiguration next morning, I think… Hermione asks Professor McGonagall about the Chamber, and she tells the story. And I can’t be bothered to go into it here. If you haven’t watched the movie, then you probably haven’t lived…
On the trios way to wherever, they talk about the possibilities of who the heir of Slytherin is. Ron thinks Draco, but Hermione soon blows out that theory, but she does come up with a cunning plan… like… make polyjuice potion to change into Crabbe and Goyle so that they can question Draco without him suspecting anything.
QUIDDITCH MATCH!!! Gryffindor versus Slytherin.
*wants to fast forward*
Boooring… OH!!! *fan girl squeeeee*
LUCIUS!!!! <3 <3 <3
*wakes up from Lucius induced coma as Harry manhandles Dobby in the hospital wing after having his arm de-boned by Lockhart.  Dobby disappears as Dumbledore along with McGonagall enters with a petrified student. Harry overhears Dumbledore say that the Chamber has indeed been re-opened.
The trio are in the girl’s bathroom on the third floor, I think, where no one goes because of Moaning Myrtle, the really annoying, high pitched shrieking ghost. And they make the potion there because of her… and no one ever goes into that bathroom… according to Hermione, that is…
Then they have Duelling Club, hosted by Lockhart and Snape, the magical duo… During this fun stuff, Harry finds out he’s a parcel mouth (can talk to snakes… as he already knew…) and everything thinks he’s the heir of Slytherin… STFU HERMIONE!
Later, while everyone is scared of him, Harry decides to go to the common room where no one will be ogling him annoyingly, and while on the way there he bumps into a petrified Nearly Headless Nick and some guy… *shrugs*
Mr Filtch catches Harry and runs to McGonagall to tell on him, and she in turns takes Harry to Dumbledore’s office. While there Fawkes, Dumbledore’s bird, catches on fire, and it in turn makes Harry very upset. Dumbledore tells him that he did nothing wrong, that Phoenix’s burn, are reborn from the ashes and so on. And then there was something about Dumbledore wanting to know if Harry was wondering about something, but he wasn’t, so no biggie.
Suddenly the snow is falling and Christmas has come around. The Polyjuice potion is done and the trio are planning nifty ways to get Crabbe and Goyle out of the way so that they can take their clothes etc. Hermione cleverly uses cupcakes…. with sleeping draft….
[rant]Like… when you go to a magic school, I would think that if you find floating food, you would refrain from eating it, seeing as no one knows what exactly is inside it… How stupid can you get??? [/rant]. That done, they take the potion, change, do their thing, find out nothing special, go back to Hermione, who didn’t follow Ron and Harry, who turns out to have turned into a cat… =^_^=  and she is then taken to hospital.
Ron and Harry are discussing her while walking up a flight of stair and find a flood, which leads to Harry finding a diary. And the moaning ghost chick is still annoying.
Harry writes in the diary and is taken 50 years back in time to when the Chamber was last opened and finds the owner of the diary… *rawr* Tom Marvolo Riddle. He, turns out, wasn’t such a nice guy after all. He was the reason why Hagrid got thrown out of Hogwarts and got blamed for opening the chamber. And something about the spider Aragog…
Hermione gets well, they talk about Hagrid opening the Chamber 50 years ago and Hagrid talk to them about being careful, none the wiser. As they are talking Neville runs up to Harry. They go back to the dorm and all of Harry’s stuff is spread all over the place. And they took the diary.
Quidditch game gets cancelled due to fear and Hermione turns up petrified… YAY!!!! FINALLY!! (and now starts the GOOD part of the movie)
McGonagall informs the Gryffindor’s that no one is to wander the castle, all new rules and stuff.  But that has never stopped Ron and Harry in the past, so why should it now? They go to Hagrid’s place to talk to him about what happened, but before they get an explanation out of him, Dumbledore arrives with Fudge, the Minister for Magic. They talk about what has happened and stuff and and and…. *fan girl squeeee* LUCIUS!!!! <3 <3 <3 XD
hee hee hee… “You call this a house?”
*Lucius induced coma ends when Ron and Harry get out of the Dark Forest with the car after being fighting spiders… Oh, and they talked to Aragog… Oh, and Hagrid got sent to Azkaban… OH… and Dumbledore is no longer Headmaster… :3
Ron and Harry visit Hermione, who is giving the best performance EVER!, is still petrified. Harry finds a note in her hand which contains LOADS of clues, like… naming the thing; a Basilisk, clues about how it moves around in the pipes and how spiders fleeing from it etc. They go to talk to someone, but before they get that far they find out that Ginny has been kidnapped. They go to see Lockhart, and when they find him they discover he is a big fraud. After that there is a lot of yelling and professornapping. They go to the girls bathroom, jump down the snake shoot thing into the for-Chamber, where Lockhart grabs Ron’s wand which backfires and he looses his memory. Harry goes on alone, finds the chamber and Ginny… and Tom… and the Basilisk. Harry runs, the Basilisk gets blinded by Fawkes, who gets called to the Chamber when Harry can’t stop bragging about how wonderful Dumbledore is, and drops the Sorting Hat before Harry’s feet and which will later reveal Gryffindor’s sword. He gets the sword and uses it to stab the Basilisk, thus killing it, but Harry gets fanged by it, staggers down to see how Ginny is and uses the Basilisk tooth to stab the diary. Tom Riddle’s ghost dies, Ginny wakes up, Fawkes cries on Harry and saves his life, and all is well. Fawkes flies all of them to safety… The only thing that baffles me is that Lockhart says “It’s like magic”. An odd statement, especially since you have just lost your memory and shouldn’t know what magic is…
Ron and Harry talk to Dumbledore at his office and gets “yelled” at and then praised. Ron leaves to send email owl to Azkaban to release Hagrid. Harry talk to Dumbledore about everything that happened, the similarities between him and Riddle and so on… *fan girl squee* Lucius enters, argues with Dumbledore, kicks Dobby and leaves. Harry follows and returns diary (STFU DOBBY!) It’s odd that a bright man like Lucius would use a spell like Avada when your at a school like Hogwarts with the headmaster of said school within shooting distance. Even the book says that Lucius only starts to say a SPELL… it could have been a shoe tying spell for all we know… tsk tsk tsk WB *wags finger, drool and movie vanishes in a haze of Lucius*
Something about Hermione being OK, like who cares… Hagrid returns… blah blah blah…

The End

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Thursday again

Posted on October 9, 2008 | 1 comment

Yes… Yet again it’s Thursday, and you know what that means… 

A new blog entry… 

 

I don’t know yet what I’m going to bitch and moan about, so I’ll just start bitching and moaning about something to get the ball going… 

Economy… god damned american people wanting to live in houses… psh… makes the economy all over the world go right down the toilet… THANKS… 

Erm… politics… I don’t know much about politics, but I know what I like… 

Erm…. bad movies… *points at bad movies* YOU KNOW WHO I’M TALKING ABOUT!!!! *mad face*

Bad music… *Points at bad music* THE SAME GOES FOR YOU LOT!!!!

Ugh, I suck at this… *hangs head*

 

It’s really autumn now. 

I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this before, but one week it was sunny and warm… kinda summer like, if you will… then suddenly, the week after, the leaves had starte to change and fall off the trees. 

It’s all happening too fast. 

And now it’s all foggy and icky outside… 
As I was walking to the course today I could hardly see my hand infront of me… ok, it wasn’t that bad… but it was bad enough. 

As I was walking I saw a shadow of a man infront of me… or rather… the outline of a man… 

and I thought ZOMBIE!!!! at once… but he was walking from me, so it was no real danger… 

The reason I thought zombie, is because I was watching the end of “Fido” before I left… it’s a horror-comedy movie… it’s about zombies being domesticated to help around the house and such. 

Kinda nice, actually. And Trinity from The Matrix is in it… She even looks good without that leather/spandex/latex thing on… erm… what I mean is that she was wearing normal clothes… 

But yeah… the zombies, well some of them, were really nice… (See, Ellie… they are nice… not all of them want to kill you…)

OMG, BILLY CONNELLY WAS THE ZOMBIE WHO WAS KINDA THE LEAD!!!! Damn, he had a ton of make-up orn… 

I guess I could make a review about it… from the last… 10 min… heh… but I won’t… 

About the reviews… I have been thinking, and I think there’ll be a Tom Cruise movie review in the future… The question is… what movie will I have to endure to give you a review?
Mushie suggested I’d review “The Last Samurai” and I have to say I agree… a movie which would be loads better if they had used another actor instead of Tommy boy…But I guess since the director thought Tommy boy is such a brilliant actor, he wanted to spoil the whole experience for the rest of us and cast him instead of a good actor… 

I was also thinking about doing a Keanu Reeves movie review… And it’s really just as hard to pick a good baddie of those… I might just do Speed and be done with it… 

And of coruse we’ll have to do an Arnold Swarzenegger movie… and a Brad Pitt movie… The list goes on… I have to say that I’m tempted to do se7en… I think it’s a great movie, and having two of my favorite actors in it, Kevin Spacy and Morgan Freeman, really helps… hehe… 
And I haven’t seen it in ages… so I guess I have to see if I can find a dl for it… 

(And of course, to those reading it, everything I dl I don’t burn on a disc and sell it for profit… that would be wrong…)
Maybe I should review the Godfather movies too… and of course I’ll do it in the most positive way, cause these movies are briliant… 

 

Some more bitching and moaning… 

I really hate my unemployment office… *vexation building*

They called my course leader yesterday and had him call me… and he did, twice, but I didn’t hear my cell phone, so *shrugs*
then he sent me a text message telling me that the unemployment office had called him and said that a crap store needed temps and asked them if they could call me cause I had listed on my cv on the unemployment cv site thingie that I would like to work in stores… so I sent him a text message back, thanking him for thinking of me and said that I had no interest in working in that store. Then he called me and said that I had an obligation to the unemployment office to at least call him and so forth… (I love this land of the free… as long as you do what the unemployment office says…)
So, pissed as I was, I said fine… I’ll call and asked him if he had the phone number for the store… which he didn’t have… -_-
Even more pissed I said fine, I’ll find it on the net and call… And in the midst of this fuming I heard my course leader say “I have to force you abit here…” 
“Yeah, whatever… fine… bye…”

So I called… cause I just know the unemployment office will check up on that… and I talked to the store manager, and he said they didn’t need a temp, really, cause they had just hired one… what they needed was a call-for-help… -_-
so I said I’d come down later and give him my resume and stuff… And I did… I LOATH the thought of working there… It doesn’t seem to be a nice place to work at all… there is no order in the chaos that is that place. The people who work there don’t seem to want to be there at all… well, apart from the young girl I talked to last night… she was pleasent enough, but one person doesn’t do… The store manager was nice enough too, but just no… *sighs* 
I just hope he doesn’t call me… or he can, but when I’m at work… everytime I’m at work.. that would be nice… cause then he’d stop calling CAUSE I HAVE A JOB! True, it’s not a full time job, but its fine with me… I love working there. Even though it seems like all I do there is make price signs… lol

But I understand why my boss wants me to do it… since she tells me all the time that I’m much better at that computer stuff then her. And I keep telling her that she’ll get better and better at it the more she does it. so… hopefully she’ll call me soon and ask me if I can work next saturday… :3 cause I really want to… 

So, yes… It’s been bugging me… and it totally ruined my day, yesterday… *growls*

 

More pleasant stuff… 

….I can’t think of any… <.<
This sucks… lol
Erm… I had a chocolate milk shake today… but it’s not Burger King’s milk shake, so it really doesn’t count. 
Shit… I want a hamburger now… hour and half to lunch… 
Well, I guess I should stop writing now and do something constructive… HAH!

OOH!!!! I’m making a really lovely pillow… well… I haven’t really started making the pillow yet, but I have bought all the stuff I need to make it… and I think it’ll be lovely. 

(Why is it that everyone who sits near me stinks of B.O?)

And of course I’ll post pics when it’s done…:3

I should stop now… 
At least I don’t have to walk home today… YAY!!! 

 

Lene

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Deary me!

Posted on October 2, 2008 | 4 comments

Mood: great, but tired..

Listening to: M0bonix – Hypnotized  (YESSAAAH)

 

I just read something that kinda… I don’t know…. disturbing…

 

“Gay people and pedophiles are people too”

 

How this person can lump pedophiles into the same category as gay people is quite beyond me. 

Sure, they are all people, but pedophiles are the worst kind of peoples, at least in my eyes. 

It scares me that more and more people, seemingly, sees it as ok to lure kids into their “lair” and do what should not be done to a small child. 

Not to mention the rise in women /young girls being trapped in their own home, by their fathers, and abused most horridly for years on end. 

What’s even scarier… their mothers…

“Oh, I don’t know… she just ran away one day, I guess… even though everything was just fine… I’m totally shocked to find her in my basement… honest”

 

I don’t blame the mothers for what happened to their daughters, but they surely must have had suspicions…

“Honey? Why don’t you make love to me anymore?”
“Oh, I have a pleasure dome in the basement…. I MEAN…. I… DON’T… know??” 

 

This is a serious problem, and me making fun of it isn’t an attempt to make it seem less so. 

With something like this… how the hell do you react? 

I think my good friend, Ellie, has rubbed off on me when it comes to dealing with horrible things. 
When we talk about this we make fun of it… it’s not to, again, make it seem less horrible, but it’s our way of dealing with it… 

I’m sure there’s some pshycologyictic thing in this too… but I’m not one, so… 

 

What I guess I’m saying is… When did this start to be normal for some people? 

What made some people go:

“Oh, I truly love my daughter. I think I’ll drag her down to the basement and keep her there for a few years and have my naughty way with her whenever I want to… “

 

I know love can make you do many strange things, but this has to be one of the most fucked up thing that it makes you do. 

(Oh, maybe I should have warned people about profanities at the start of the blog entry… oh well…)

And let me put it this way… 
As far as I know I don’t think I’ve ever met a pedophile… but I don’t think I’d like the person… (Fritzl, you hot devil, you…)
I know I have met many gay people, and I know I like them… 

 

Well, over to something jolly… 
It’s again Thursday, and it means a new blog entry… tadaaaa… 
Not quite what I was going for, but the need for venting was huge… 

My new movie review is somewhat slow going… I’ll try to get it done this weekend… 
It’s so much easier to do things when you have a computer to sit on… not that I don’t… seeing as my computer is my own, and I’m the only one who uses it… 
But I guess the problem is TV… My boyfriend has been working afternoons for three days now, and it means I get more TV time… :3

 

Well, also I’ve done something to my back which made it go “WHAT THE HELL, WOMAN!!! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME???” so it’s kinda hurty now… 

I’ve got a large knot feeling thingie on my left shoulder blade, which hurts, and the sides of my neck are sore… I know I’ve been sleeping well when I’ve been sleeping, but damn… I can’t remember wrestling a bear… 

And I’m sure me walking home from the course today is not going to help… *sighs*
On the upside… I’ll be stopping by the flower shop to see if I can find a Venus flytrap or a dew flower thingie… If I get them, I’ll take pics and post them here.. honest… 
Unless they are hellaspencive… then I’ll just skip it… 

 

And one more thing!

Why is it so hard to get you guys to comment my stuff??? 
Is it THAT terrible? 
Thus far only Mushi has commented… 
Maybe I should spread the word some more about me getting a site… Yeah, that might help… 

But now I’ve mentioned two friends… at least ONE of them should comment… (LIKE YOU, ELLIE! (Oh, I know… you’re waiting for COS (its coming)))

 

Thank god I can go home soon… 
Too bad I can’t access my site from here… would have been so much better… 

But no… I have to write an email to myself so that I can post it when I get home… 

And I have a meeting later today, so… hopefully I’ll get it up before I leave for the meeting… It should be ok… I have like three hours at home before I have to leave… 
But I’m making dinner too… and catch up on my Dr. Who… I don’t know why I keep watching it… I think it’s because of the crappy special effects… 

Like this one time a guy was turning into a space bug… this was evident by his hand turning into a blob… but… the thing they used for blob was… bobble wrap… painted green… YAY!

How’s THAT for special effect?

 

Anyways… we get to leave early today… so YAY!
Which means I’ll be stopping this rant… and find something else to spend 15 min on…

Lene

P.S: I just got home from the course, and MAN… My body is not made for walking… *sighs*
I didn’t go to the flower shop… I just wanted to go home..
And the meeting… I finally got in touch with my boss and she said I didn’t need to go cause it was more for those who work there full time… so I guess I’ll stay at home… :3
Which is good… cause I’m knackered…
I’m sure I can find a Venus Flytrap some other time. If not then… well… there are always other flowers… and I’m not really that good at keeping flowers anyway… they keep dying… D:

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