I’d like some cockporn, please

Goood morning… 
It’s Thursday again, and you know what that means… BLOG ENTRY!!! YAY!!!
Actually.. I’m kinda sorta a little depressed because I’m pissed of at people who kill animals with their cars and don’t call Wildlife thingie to tell them about it. 
I had to talk to the course today, but seriously I didn’t mind because it is a beautiful day and I had Jason Mraz on my mp3-player, and I felt happy… until I got about half way down Vandu bakken (Vandu hill) where I found a dead deer. 🙁
It’s so clearly been hit by a car and killed. I didn’t touch it or anything, so I don’t know if it was newly killed… Anyways… I had to keep going to get to the course… and to find the number for the wildlife thingie to call them and let them know about the dead deer. After much searching, I finally found it, and I called… The dude I talked to said he didn’t have time to check it out now but he would when he got off work. 
I just hope no one has taken it before that time. I don’t want to come off as a liar… And it’s the last thing I would lie about. 
I love my deers… Especially those in my garden. They are so adorable… and we usually have three, but this morning I only saw two… 🙁
I hope it’s not one of them…
But I have called and I’ve done my bit… but I’m glad it wasn’t alive. I really hope it died as soon as it got hit. It had a broken leg and everything, so yeah… It wouldn’t have survived anyway, not with that injury. 
Let’s talk about something else… 
I just got back, this is loads later, by the way… It’s like HOURS later.. I’ve come home, had dinner and went to see a handball match, and this is where I just got back from, and I realised I really don’t get handball…
I mean, I thought I did, but it seems like the referees had a whole new idea of how to do things. Don’t get me wrong, they did a good job… well.. they did a job… but it’s all the hand signals… from what I got one of them was gay and the other one thought he was a bird… and then the bird guy thought he was gay too (not that there’s anything wrong with that… )
Unfortunately “our” guys didn’t win, but they gave the other team a real match.
And my ass fell asleep… Very hard seats there, I must say… well, it’s wasn’t really a seat either.. it was floor… and steps…
Anyways.. the end result was 18-24 or something.. so pretty close..
If you’re wondering about the heading… it’s something I picked up at Not Always Right a really cool website where people in the store business write about how crazy costumers can be. And I know…
I know most of you have heard about the crazy lady we had in the store when I was helping another costumer, gift wrapping for him, making small talk, and this lady shouted to me across the store to ask me about a pillow. (I also have to tell you that before the gift wrap guy I had sold another costumer two bedside tables)
Costumer #1: Do you have more of these pillows?
Me: If you give me a minute I’ll go in the back and check for you…
Costumer #1: Ok…
Me: *goes back to gift wrapping* Thank you for shopping here, have a very nice day.
giftwrap guy: Thank you. Goodbye.
Me: *goes in the back to check for pillows and come back* Sorry, but we’re all out of those pillows, I’m sorry.
Costumer #1: Oh, that’s ok. Are these butterflies on sale?
Me: No, I’m afraid they are not.
Costumer #1: Ok..I’ll just have a look around.
Me: Ok, enjoy. *goes back behind counter to tend to more costumers.
(Finally costumer #1 has found what she wants, and I ring her up, but as I’m doing this the lady with the bedside tables (BST) comes back)
BST: Excuse me, but you charged me too much for the tables…
Me: Oh, I am sorry. I will have a look at that as soon as…
Costumer#1: CAN’T YOU SEE SHE’S BUSY WITH ME?
BST: … y-yes, but… I… just…
Costumer #1: WELL??? YOU CAN WAIT TILL SHE’S DONE WITH ME!!!!
Me: *jaw hit floor*
BST: I just wanted to let her know that she had over charged me…
Costumer #1: THAT’S ALL WELL AND GOOD, BUT YOU CAN WAIT TILL SHE’S DONE!
Me: *silently* Here are your things… have a nice day..
Costumer #1: *gives BST lady a look of death* BYE!
BST lady and I shared a look of utter stunnedness.
Me: I’m so sorry about that. I’ve never had that happen before…
BST: Me either… But take care of the other costumers, and we’ll get back to my tables in a bit…
Me: *loving the fact that I have awesome costumers*
To all the other costumers that were in the store at the time I appologized for what happened, and they were all understanding. The BST lady was quite right, I had overcharged them, but I got it all sorted and everyone, seemingly, went home happy.
Costumer #1 came back on a later date and was happy as can be. She bought even more stuff, so it seems she wasn’t too bothered about how she behaved.
Interupting me while I’m tending to other costumers was fine by her, but when I was tending her and we got interupted apprearently means war… go figure…
Anyways… have a nice night ^_^
Lene

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