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I’ve got a PS3 <3

Mood: Excited!!
Listening to: nothing right now, but I will be watching Rooster Teeth Podcast #220 pretty soon.

So, I got myself a PS3. And I bought Just Dance 4 and Skyrim. I tried Skyrim… It’s hard! Not at all how I expected. The controls are all over the place, and I’m pretty sure my Kajit looks drunk. But I’m having fun.. and I’ve only died once, so far. I think it was Riverwood I’d gotten to.
But yeah, I’m really enjoying it. It’s scary, but what can you do.
I’ll keep you updated on my progress.

Please, people!!!

A MELODY is a linear succession of MUSICAL TUNES that the listener perceives as a single entity. In its most literal sense, a melody is a combination of pitch and rhythm, while more figuratively, the term can include successions of other musical elements such as tonal color. It may be considered the foreground to the background accompaniment. A line or part need not be a foreground melody.

A SONG is a composition for voice or voices, performed by SINGING. A choral or VOCAL song may be accompanied by musical instruments, or it may be unaccompanied, as in the case of a cappella songs. The lyrics (WORDS) of songs are typically of a poetic, rhyming nature, though they may be religious verses or free prose.

I don’t know why it bugs me so when people get it wrong, but it does…

Exciting news!

Mood: =D *jaw dislocation from happiness*
Listening to: ABBA – Super Trouper

We were out earlier to pick up some stuff and we went to the place where the Jan knows work… so I talked to him. MY PLAYSTATION 3 WILL BE HERE ON TUESDAY!!!! *squeeee*
And I’ve ordered some games on cdon.com too. I got Just Dance 4 (to get fit and have fun doing it) and Skyrim: The Elder Scrolls. I know it’s dated, somewhat, but I really want to try it. I’m going to have such fun making Xanthe, the cat person. I’m happyyyyy <3
I’m going to spend a year just leveling up and then do all the quests.. hee.. I know that’s like “why the hell…” but why not. I finally got Skyrim, and I’ll play it how I want to play it.
I can’t wait for cdon to get Dark Souls into the store.. I’m going to get it and play the hell out of it. And later on… Dead Space.. and never dare to play it ever!
*sighs happily*

Be utterly excellent to each other.

Lene

So, what’s really going on in your life, Lene?

Mood: Pretty good. I’m at the tail end of a small cold.
Listening to: EpicNameBro playing Demon’s Souls.

Things have happened. I’m not going to lie. Jan turned 50 years old on May 17th and we went on a mini cruise with his kids to celebrate. Camilla also brought Hiep along, and it was all very lovely. We left on the 16th and came home on the 18th. When we got to Kiel on the 17th the weather was just fantastic. We got a little shopping done and among it I found Captain Morgan Spiced Gold. I bought 4 bottles. We did the math and figured out that buying those 4 bottles I would pay about 100 kr more than I would for ONE bottle in Norway. Roughly.
I was talking with my dad about it last night and we agreed that the politicians who decide what we’re allowed to pay for alcohol in Norway, they aren’t FOR the people. They are for themselves. They get payed the big bucks so they don’t have to worry about the things that us, the little people have to.
And this again makes it very hard to know what to vote for since whatever party says they want cheaper alcohol will get railroaded by Kristelig Folkeparty (Christian Peopleparty) who seem to think that we are mindless cheep who cannot be let lose in the ways of alcohol. So then, arguably, since state and church has been separated in Norway, they should stay away from politics.
Honestly, I have no idea what I need to vote for. I could give a blank vote to show my disagreement with the united politics of all parties. It is tempting.
Enough of that crap!
I think I wrote earlier, a few months back, that I started knitting a sweater.

No, that is not me… but it is the sweater I was knitting. I picked dark grey and lighter gray for the heart.
I finished knitting the back piece and came to the neck. I had no idea what to do, so I waited till we visited the family at Easter when I handed it to my mum so that she could help me. She did, of course, cause she rocks. I then started the front piece and got to the heart. My mum said I had to do something strange with the heart so I just handed it back to her and said she could have the honors or finishing it till they come to visit this summer.  I cannot wait to see how the end result is.
What else….
I started reading “World War Z” after having heard about it on the Rooster Teeth podcast. They keep talking about it, especially since the movie is coming out soon. I started reading it the other day, but since I only read after I’ve got to bed I haven’t gotten that far… and it’s in English, so I don’t have to worry about getting annoyed at bad translations. So far the book is great! That said I should also mention that I’m only about 20 pages in or so 😛
I’m also still trying to find The Thing (prequel to the 1980 something one) on TV. Yeah, yeah, I know.. Netflix blah blah blah. I don’t have Netflix. We pay enough money already for a handful of movie channels and it should be there! I’ve already seen them show it once, but WTF! Why not one more time for those who missed it the first time around. I’ll wait. I also want to watch Prometheus. I haven’t heard good things about it, but it’s an Alien prequel, damn it!
I’m also trying to get myself a Playstation 3 500G. I’m waiting for Jan to talk to a friend of his who was going to check out some prices for me. It seems like he either forgot or something… It’s starting to frustrate me. I want to play Dark Souls!!! Jan is also pretty good at procrastinating when it comes to asking people about things. I have no patience when it comes to things I really want. I think it’ll end with me going “Fuck it!” and getting it online somewhere.
I know I’ve been talking about it for a long time, but it’s taken me some time to save up money… and I was also waiting to see how much of the saved money I had to use for back-taxes. So I’ll get my Ps3 and then start saving again. I’m pretty sure I have to pay next year too.
Next year I could use the leftover money for tattoos. That’s a great idea =D
I really can’t think of more. I’m sure I’ve forgotten loads, but there will be other days.

Take care.

Lene

The Godfather Book vs. Movie

The Godfather is one of my all time favorite movies, so I decided to read the book to see if there were a lot of changes made.  I’m pleased to say that most of the movie is exactly how it was written in 1969 by Mario Puzo.  There are some things left out and honestly I don’t see these things as important.
Ex. At the beginning of the movie, at the wedding, Sonny Corleone retreats to the house for some hot nookie with one of the bridesmaids. You get to know more about her story in the book, and after *SPOILER* Sonny dies, we learn of how she’s sent to Las Vegas by the Don and Hagen to keep an eye on Fredo, of how she gets a boyfriend and how she doesn’t want to sleep with him because her vag is as big as a cathedral. Needless to say, her boyfriend, a doctor, finally gets her in the sack and figures out why she was so unwilling. He tells her she can get her “problem” fixed…and she does. To me it just seems like filler.
The same goes for Johnny Fontane and how the Godfather helps him make it in Hollywood. Filler.  I can see why they didn’t put it in the movie, because unless she hid Michael Corleone up her vag for the fie years he was in hiding, I don’t see the relevance at all.
While reading the book I also figured out some things about myself. One being that I think I need to stop reading books translated into Norwegian. Especially when the translation is sucky. I lose the will to read when I see crappy translations.
I was reading Hugh Laurie’s “The Gun Seller”, which was funny and entertaining, but crappy translations made me want to claw my eyes out. It is clear that the main character is an all English chap, an old bean – eh whot? and all that…but about in the middle of the book, Norwegian translation, he’s at a strip club and a woman in tight leather skirt is at the door and he gives her a smile that shows her that he is from Norway, and that The Shala (strip club) is the right place to relax after a hard day of being Norwegian.
That just ruined it for me. It’s so sloppy! I thought that when you were a translator, you translate, not rewrite the bloody book.
I’ll stick to English books. At least then I’ll get the whole story as it’s supposed to be and not how the person translated it read it.
But yeah, The Godfather.
Both book and movie is great. If you have the time, read the book. It’s worth it.

Another Minecraft entry.

Dear journal.
Eons ago, it seems, I made an iron golem for company. I kept him enclosed in a fenced off area, but I felt sorry for him. To be outside, to watch all the monsters walk past without having the Chance to interact with them… only to have the Chance to do so if they spawn in his enclosure. So I let him go. I cut down the fences and let him go. I feared that he’d jump of the mountain, he did look longingly out into the distance. But he eventually walked off and I think he won’t be coming back… or at least lurk around the base of my mountain.  I don’t know how long he’ll make it in the wild, tho. If he picks a fight with an enderman, he’s screwed. Same can be said about a skeleton but on a smaller scale. If he does die I’ll rebuild him. I have the technology, I will make him better, stronger, faster…. or maybe not.
I also went away for a few days. I decided to go into the jungle and see if I could find a mine. I didn’t. But I did dig down and I found plenty of diamonds. I am pleased about that. But I think also the jungle was haunted. Whenever I started to mine I suddenly started to see green streaks across the field of my vision. It made me very unwell, so I had to cut the mining to a minimum. I also think it in some way made things I had mined go away. How it did it I have no idea, but a small part of the diamonds I mined went missing. As soon as I left the jungle my vision went back to normal. Strange things are going on in that jungle, and I don’t think I want to find out what it is. I’ll stick to my side of the world.
I also am continuing my Enderman experiments. I have had one teleport into my house, it was standing right next to my bed… I was too stunned to take a picture of it, so I really want to have that happen again. My theory is still that I can make an Enderman rage just by looking at him through a window.
I will post more when I know more.

Sunday Update

Mood: Very tired and utterly annoyed at some things which I’ll get to….
Listening to: Geekcountry on Twitch; Jordan helping Zac getting his new computer together. It’s a recording. I sadly missed the hilarity live….

So yeah, annoyance.
I can’t even open the news papers without reading about Justin Bieber and how he’s coming to Norway.. I KNOW!!!! I’M PAINFULLY AWARE THE FUCKER IS COMING TO NORWAY! I don’t care about how he tricked the fans last time he was here.. I don’t care about how shitty his dancing is in the Netherlands, I don’t care about who the poor soul he dragged up on stage was, I don’t care about his drug problems… and I fucking don’t care if he has “grown up” because he visited the Anne Frank museum.
I’m annoyed that headmasters have postponed exams because the fucker is coming to Norway. If I was a headmaster I wouldn’t have allowed it. It’s a perfect time for kids to learn that you can’t get everything you want in life.
But enough about him.
I’m also annoyed at people having kids and then being all “Oh, yeah. I really don’t like sitting on the floor and playing with Lego’s and stuff.” Well, you should have thought about that before having kids!!!! Ffs!
Did I mention I hate kids? Yeah, I still do… Screaming, snotnosed fuckers, drooling on everything and spreading god knows what… ugh!
There, I vented…

So, North-Korea. Kim Jong-Un is struggling, I think. Well, spies allegedly have said he’s struggling with the military. So the natural response would be to bomb another country. I just hope the anti-bomb thingies they have put up in Japan will help. I don’t want Japan bombed again.

I just lost a lot of my thoughts and thunder.. Something just crashed in the kitchen, scaring me… It was the breadbox deciding it didn’t want to be on the counter anymore… or the things behind the breadbox deciding they no longer wanted the breadbox on the counter.
If I get my thunder back I’ll further the update…

Lene

P.S: Some thunder restored.
Seems like Justin Bieber hasn’t grown up. Yes. he visited the Anne Frank Museum… and then he wrote in the guestbook: (Not actual quote, loosely translated back from English from Internet) “Real inspiring to have the possibility to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would be a belieber”.
Oh yes… how he has grown. Fucking dickhead. THIS IS YOUR “STAR”!!! THIS IS WHO YOU DECIDED TO PUT ALL YOUR HEART INTO!!! A dickhead who is more interested in having followers than the hardship, heartache, horror and terror a young girl went through.
You disgust me.

Time for an update, right?

Mood: Pretty good. Got a tiny head ache, but I just took some pain killers, so hopefully it’ll go away soon.
Listening to: The Rooster Teeth guys playing Minecraft. What can I say, I’m an addict.

So yeah.
Nothing a whole lot has happened lately, except for me working a whole lot more than I am used to. An more pay means more shopping. Yes, I want on ebay and got stuff. I got some useful stuff too. Like eyelets for shoes. I really need those. And I got a hard cover thing for my cellphone. It’s really cute and I’ll post a picture when I get around to taking one.
I got some wallets too. I couldn’t decide weather to get the black one or the pink one. I’m still waiting for them to be delivered. It’s being send from Asia, so it’ll take some time. I’m expecting them in mid-April. I really don’t get that, tho. The cell phone covers got here pretty fast, and they were sent from Asia too. China… Honk Kong. The wallets are from China too… I really hope they get here soon, tho. U want them.

I also have a small grievance. More an annoyance, really. I decided long ago that I won’t have any kids. Kids annoy me. Like little kids… mostly under the age of 5. After 5 they tend to be more reasonable and you can actually talk to them without loosing your mind. If I wanted something small that depends on me for everything, I’d get a puppy.
What really annoys me is people who are all “Oh, just wait till you have your own kids” whenever I get annoyed at screaming toddlers. No, I won’t wait till I get my own. I won’t have my own to get annoyed at. And when I say that they say “Oh, you’ll change your mind. Just wait…”. NO! I won’t change my mind! Just because you want to get preggers and have kids doesn’t mean that EVERYONE wants one. It pisses me off that they can’t see that I don’t want to have kids! Sure, it’s not very normal for a woman not to want to have kids, but as soon as I figured out that kids piss me off I decided that it’d be best for me and for the potential kid not to be. A puppy you can leave at home all day without problems. Do that to a kid and you get problems.
I’m pretty sure my mother is sad that both me and my brother have decided we won’t have kids, but that’s our choice. Honestly, we’re enough people on the planet already, and I do see it as a very selfish act to have a kid. Of course I understand that if you love someone you’d want to mix genes with that person, to have something that’s “yours”, but I can’t help but think of all those kids that need parents. And of course I see the irony of my statement. How can I damn others when I’m not willing to take on a kid of my own. Well, I’m not going to increase the population, so that’s how I justify things.
And I still want a puppy.
Just keep your comments to yourselves. I don’t want to hear about how I’ll change my mind. No, I won’t. Having a kid is not appealing at all to me.

Minecraft Diary

I have finally figured out that an Enderman will rage when looked upon from a window. I finally had two of them outside my house and I looked at the one nearest to my house. It started to rage and seemed to look around for whomever was looking at him… and then he teleported… INTO MY HOUSE!!!! With luck the space I was occupying only had enough headroom for me, so he was standing in the middle of the room, shaking with anger. And then the battle of the bed started. I walked up to it, sword drawn.. and swung at him. He hit me, I hit him, it started to rain and he teleported away. As he disappeared a spooky howl sounded. I don’t know if this means war… I’m scared now. Really, really scared. What if he’s hiding in the floors below? Dare I go down to check?

Minecraft diary entry

Jubilation!!
I think I have finally figured out this map thing. I got lost again and I had been wandering around for ages, and I didn’t want to kill myself again. I also found discarded things on the ground. Wooden axes I haven’t used in ages. I’m unsure when I threw them away, and it was a mystery to me. But I had more mysteries to solve. I prayed to a higher power for a way to find my way home and suddenly an image appeared in my head. They were of all the areas I had been to in this world. But still it didn’t help me. I needed to make some kind of marker so that I could spot where I was in the map. Before I got that, collecting cobblestone to make the marker, I found my way home.
I studdied th map deeply and finally found the hut I made to keep the emeralds and diamonds safe. I hurried there and on the way leaving stone pillars with tourches on them to point the way.
“There and back again. A miners tale…”
I set out at dawn, walked through the day and night and got there about mid-day. Then I walked home again. I found caves on the way there that I need to have a better look at. I need more gold and redstone. Especially if I’m going to make a railroad 1 km long.
I have no idea how to measure that. I guess I’ll just have to build and see. If I am correct, 1000 blocks is 1 km. Which means I’ll need about 15 stacks of 64 of tracks and power rails in between. And this is where I need gold and redstone. I hope I find it soon.
And when I’ve found it, I hope I find my way home easily enough.
I’m still at a loss about the endermen. I don’t like how they rage like they do for no reason. I know that if you look at them they get mad, but I thought you were safe when watching them through a window. At least that’s what’s stated in the encyclopedia.
I’ve also made a quilt for my floor in all the colors possible. It looks really nice. And in the second floor I’ve made a Slytherin carpet… of course.
One thing that I discovered on my travels was a village that had potatoes and carrots. I have to admot that I stole some from them. None of them were willing to trade reasonably. One emerald for 18 of wheat??? NO!
They also want an absurd amount of wheat for bread. One loaf… An amount that if you had that wheat you could make loads more bread than one. It would be fun to see how far they are willing to go.
I long to make a baked potato and pumpkin pie.
I’ve also read in the encyclopedia that if you dig to the center of the earth and then elevate yourself 6-7 levels, you will find diamonds more easily. I tried it and it worked!… and then it stopped working.
I’ve also gotten two dogs… and they had a puppy. I think three dogs is enough, for now. I had a weird thing happen the other day. I was watching a skeleton outside my house, decided I didn’t want it there so I broke the window and shot it with a bow and arrow. Of course I killed it, but when I turned around the tree dogs were watching me. The weird part was that I had them sitting by the enchantment table on the second floor. I didn’t think they’d be able to move while sitting. Would have been fun watching them, tho. Just imagine it… all three dogs scooting across the floor *giggles*.
I’m going to continue baiting the endermen… sooner or later I’ll find out why they rage. I’ll put it in my journal when I find out.